We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

Viimeistä viedään ja kymmenes leffa saa olla täyden kympin joululeffa Christmas Vacation (1989)! Olen kirjoittanut tästä leffasta niin monia kertoja (esim. tasan vuosi sitten), joten tällä kertaa lyhyestä virsi kaunis. Yksinkertaisesti Griswoldin tapahtumarikkaasta perhejoulusta kertova Joulupuu on kärvennetty on vain paras ja hauskin joululeffa ikinä!

Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. 

Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. 

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